Spittin out lyrics

Although most of you know that I secretly dream of being a famous guitar player, I can actually only play the same two chords over and over. I love those chords, and if you put a few drinks in me, I will throw some original lyrics in with them. And if you so happen to be in the right place at the right time, you might find yourself at a free concert. I throw down rhymes with the best of them. Zane, for some weird reason you only wore one sock, but you are a guitar genius no less. I am the lyrical wordsmith genius. It was like when Billy Joel and Elton John tour together. Kerry and Derek, thanks for being our biggest fans.

I think it's pretty obvious I had a blast in Seattle.

I paid for this night for several days....